Maybe the Economy is Getting Better

Well, mine is anyway.  I've been searching for a part-time job to make ends meet for the longest time, and now I've finally found one.  You come see me at the Family Dollar in Cloverville and I'll ring you up, Baby!

The manager there said that back when she had no jobs, she had tons of applicants, but that since then, people have just quit applying.  If you're one of those who've given up looking, now might be your chance before the extended unemployment benefits finally run out.  After that....fugettaboutit ;-)