Stop me if you have heard this: Mega-pop-star Taylor Swift is a secret “psy-op” propped up by the Pentagon to influence public opinion to vote for Joe Biden. And, as you might expect in such a scenario, Swift’s alleged romance with Kansas City Chiefs star tight end, Travis Kelce, is simply a scripted event, staged so that the National Football League can rig the Super Bowl to allow Kansas City to win.
Stay with me here – at the post-game Super Bowl celebration, Kelce will, on bended knee, propose to Swift and the betrothed couple will then jointly announce their support for Joe Biden for President. Sounds logical, right?
Swift’s purported relationship with Kelce is big news and great publicity for the NFL. And Swift’s 25 seconds of airtime (that’s what her average on-screen time has been in each 210-minute game) has been a popular sidelight to the games, although apparently not for some conspiracy theorists. Some have tweeted that they will never watch football again; ouch…
Vivek Ramaswamy, an experienced authority on such topics, tweeted, “I wonder who’s going to win the Super Bowl next month. And I wonder if there’s a major presidential endorsement coming from an artificially culturally propped-up couple this fall. Just some wild speculation over here, let’s see how it ages over the next 8 months.” Vivek needs to get a bet down at Draft Kings.
Fox “News” had their own take from esteemed journalist Jesse Watters, who took over Tucker Carlson’s timeslot after Carlson was fired for lying about voting machine conspiracies. Watters seems to believe that Taylor Swift could not have such popularity absent some nefarious plot to artificially build her up.
“Have you ever wondered why or how she blew up like this?” Watters asked viewers. He continued, “Well, around four years ago, the Pentagon psychological operations unit floated turning Taylor Swift into an asset during a NATO meeting. What kind of asset? A psy-op for combatting online misinformation.”
He played an edited 30-second clip from a NATO conference, without providing any context, to prove his point. The clip was extracted from a 90-minute presentation in 2019 about theoretical scenarios of how information can be manipulated. The presenter used Taylor Swift as a hypothetical example simply because she is the world’s biggest pop star.
But Watters deduced, “Yeah, that’s real. The Pentagon psy-op unit pitched NATO on turning Taylor Swift into an asset.”
If you watch the full presentation that he refers to (it can be viewed on YouTube), you can see a discussion on the theoretical effects of celebrity influence. But to hear Watters’ version, it was a NATO “meeting” where the strategy was to turn Taylor Swift into a tool to deceive the American public.
So, if Watters and Ramaswamy say it’s true, it must be true. In fact, in Watters comments, he even decided to add the unnecessary insinuation that Swift may be gay.
I wonder if Patrick Mahomes and his teammates realize that the fix is in. It must be difficult to get motivated when you know that a win is in the bag.
But, what about the Super Bowls they won in 2020 and 2023? Were those fixed as part of this scheme? If so, how could the Chiefs lose in 2021 and not even make the Super Bowl in 2022? This is one complex plan.
Now, you might ask, if Joe Biden is so senile and losing his faculties, how did he and his team concoct such a complicated and brilliant operation to rig another election. And why is the Pentagon so excited to get Biden reelected anyway? In fact, who are all the people that are scheming to keep Ol’ Joe in office, and why?
How do the Democrats know that Ted Nugent hasn’t been propped up to artificially inflate Republican numbers? Or Kid Rock? How did Ted become so hugely popular?
This new conspiracy theory has clarified one thing for me: I am now absolutely convinced that Ted Cruz’s father was involved in the Kennedy assassination.
Curt MacRae is a resident of Coldwater, MI, and publishes opinion columns regularly.
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